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Saturday, 18 February 2012

Wednesday, 15 February 2012

Noroweekend

No Jim on Friday as he was at his school disco (he won a prize for his dancing apparently) This was probably a good thing as Minnie walked in the door and immediately honked her guts up. Caroline, and to a small extent, I, cleared up the horrid mess. Minnie took it in her stride as usual. Amy got an immediate case of verbal diarrhoea.

Had a slobbish weekend really. Lots of screen based entertainment, and a cold walk on Sunday. Oh, and Minnie got nits. Again.

Saw Rob and Andrea, which was excellent. They came for dinner on Sunday eve amidst a certain amount of child-related chaos.  C feeling pretty grotty,  and she retired early. Spent all night and the whole of the next day puking - norovirus suspected. Me in charge on Monday, so I took Jim and Min to Pizza Hut. They were very good, apart from Minnie inevitably having to go to the toylett halfway through the meal. It was a bit of a nostalgia trip for me as they played a lot of late 80's music in there, including some Deacon Blue which immediately reminded me of being in there with Duncan in the olden days. Afterwards went to Toys r Us and bought Lego for all. C available for dooty on Tuesday but not well enough for me to go to work. Another uneventful day, apart from a brief and fairly unenthusiastic trip to the park. Tough weekend, but I still felt bereft to drop the little fellow off at Exning. He has been bouncy and full of life all weekend. Told me a joke this evening on the way to his mum's:

Why did the man go to sleep under his leaky old car?

Because he wanted to wake up oily.

Do you get it, daddy? "Oily" sounds a bit like "early".

 

Saturday, 11 February 2012

Quote of the day

"Hold on to the banningster or you might accillydentally fall down"

 

Wednesday, 1 February 2012

Pig

How about a picture of a pig in a box? Oh ok then:


 

Tuesday, 31 January 2012

Grandma-by-the-sea

Just Jim and Minnie on Friday evening as Amy was at a sleepover. Strangely easy with the two of them. Lots of PS3 in the morning, then C went to pick up Amy from Waterbeach and her folks from the caravan park. Picnicky lunch, then C, Amy and grandmabythesea took Min for a taster swimming lesson while Jim and I did Lego. When they came back the kids played really nicely for the rest of the afternoon.

Sunday. S-max test drive and Lazy Otter, then walk at Anglesey Abbey with the kids obsessively looking for NT stickers (green is the most poplyar, apparently) Lovely day.

Dropped Jim off Tuesday morning as usual, slightly late after getting stuck behind some stupid horses and a Travis Perkins lorry on Lacey's Lane. He is fine but coughing a little, so we have been feeding him vit c. I was v. impressed with his reading of the hen book yesterday afternoon. On the way home on Monday he said he had some bad news and some good news. The bad news was that someone had come up behind him in the playground and put their hand over his face so he couldn't see them, then punched him in the stomach. He said it hurt a bit but not too much, and that the "good news" was that his friend Jack helped him up off the floor and was kind to him. It was all a bit confused, as these things are sometimes, but he said he'd told someone on duty but he couldn't say who'd done it because of the hand over his face - he could only see their coat. He said he'd then seen a bigger kid called Marley who was wearing that coat so he thought it was him. A bunch of other stuff came out about a pushing incident with Nathan (I think) which ended up with Jim in the hedge, but I suspect that was a misunderstanding about what the point of the game was. Also something about him kicking some girls' lunchboxes - it transpired that they were older girls who were friends of Paris and there was some jealousy that they wanted to talk to her but not him. Or some such. Anyway, it is mostly playground trivia but I didn't like the punching in the stomach thing, and obviously neither did he. I was going to have a brief word with Mrs. Segust about it Tuesday morning but couldn't, as we were late.

The delay in the car allowed time for consideration of the ultimate death of guinea pigs and what to do with them post mortem. Use as mops or posting to Peru for human consumption were considered and eventually rejected in favour of burial with suitable headstone. This led in turn to a detailed consideration of headstone options (big pebble from Cornish beach favoured) and stone inscription technologies.